I feel like Lane Kiffin’s Mistress
WTF?! Story of the Week On 2 Make It a Plate…
It is the off week, by the way, so we might as well have 2 stories today…
First up: A couple has sex with kids in the car. Don’t worry, the kids weren’t involved, just present.
"Bud Diesel, Meth, and a Hammer-Cock. Cold Sores Be Damned..."
Their faces alone have enough one liners to last a lifetime. Since that is the case, I am issuing a challenge on that. In the comment section here on this post, post your best one liner(s). The winner gets “The Ric Flair ‘I Got 600 Suits!’ Award of the week and a featured post that shows the award and your user handle. Please don’t let me down!
Next up are a couple of lesbians who have come up with a fucked up and perverted experiment to block their son’s testoterone to allow him to ‘decide’ his gender. Yep, and continuing to give atlernative lifestyle folks parenting rights is just swell. WTF?!
A lesbian couple in California who say their 11-year-old son Tommy who wants to be a girl named Tammy are giving their child hormone blockers that delay the onset of puberty — so that he can have more time that he can have more time to decide if he wants to change his gender.
The couple’s supporters say the Hormone Blocking Therapy has only minor side effects and is appropriate for a child who is unsure of his gender. “This is definitely a changing landscape for transgender youth,” said Joel Baum, director of education and training for Gender Spectrum, a California-based non-profit group. “This is about giving kids and their families the opportunity to make the right decision.”
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Well happy Monday to you all. Seriously, leave me the best one liners about the first story and you and Ric Flair will be one.
-Inspector G
You Don’t Deserve Georgia Games…
Ok, are we over this Boise loss yet? I hope so. I was over Sunday after the first shot rang out of my 11-87 Sportsman and found its mark on an unsuspecting Dove. But let’s be honest, if you think Boise St was a ‘fake’ team and we should’ve just rolled all over them, you should go play in traffic.
The Good:
Our defense seems much improved from last year. Even though they gave up 35 points, it wasn’t like Moore was just letting it fly and connecting on 30-40 yard passes. In fact, I didn’t see in the stats where he made a completion over 20 yards. We looked much more physical and under control. They nickled and dimed us to death and our Offense couldn’t amount much of anything so our defense seemed to be on the field with short field to their back most of the night.
Malcome Mitchell. Remember that name. He broke on that seam route and Boise’s safety looked like he was mucking around in swamp boots. He also was targeted a couple of more times (and he WAS wide open the, too) but Murray sailed those passes.
Drew Butler and the punt team. He averaged 48 yards on the night. If it wasn’t for Butler and this unit, we get blown out of the stadium.
Crowell. He had some of the greatest 3 yard runs in UGA history on Saturday night. If we can get back to non predicatble play-calling and run more out of the I, it will bode well for him.
Jarvis Jones. He was ALL OVER the place. He is amazing and looks like he has a bright future in at that OLB spot.
THE BAD
Murray. Although I hate to put him here, his game play wasn’t stellar. Although the multiple dropped passes didn’t help and neither did the play calling, and neither did the protection…I would really want to label this as ‘ok’ but I just can’t.
Offensive Line. If Bean Anderson jumps offsides one more time, they should soap blanket bludgeon him. Uncalled for and ridiculous. Also, it didn’t look like Friend made too many adjustments to stop no 92’s backside rampage that cost us 2 sacks and a 4th and 1.
THE UGLY
Play calling. I get why everyone is so mad. I was too. You can ask Captain and this random guy that sat in front of us I called the first 6 plays we ran (even the Boykin end around, which was blocked BEAUTIFULLY I might add). If some ex-football and mildly inebriated fan in section 310 can call the first 6 plays, then I’m sure it was a gift-wrapped present for Boise’s D Coordinator. I’m not gonna second guess Bobo for the entire season based on one game, but it was abysmal. I’ll never understand why we didn’t use our 250 lb fullback to block in the I, or how Boise gave us the seam all night yet we only threw a pass for that once (which resulted in a Malcome Mitchell TD), or how we never ran a crossing pattern over the middle even though their DB’s bailed every time they saw pass. It’s unnerving and pathetic.
Dawgs Fans. I swear, I love our fan base but sometimes we take it to extremes. I mean some of the stuff I saw on Facebook and Twitter were inexcusable. Fire Richt! Fire Bobo! Fire Grantham! Fire Murray! Revoke Crowell’s Scholarship! Eat shit UGA, I’ll never go to another game again. That kind of whale squeeze doesn’t belong in our fan base. Go take your Stafford jersey, backwards G hat, earrings, gold chains, and your meth and go sit on a buzz saw. You don’t deserve Georgia games. As the season goes on and we don’t make any progress, then yes. I agree a change should be coming, but remember these kids can read what you post. Their psyche is fragile enough.
Look, we played a legit top 3 team who was well coached, well disciplined, seasoned, and resourceful. We on the other hand are a young inexperienced, and largely green team who is searching for an identity. Boise St is a great team. We played them somewhat close and even with our mistakes and miscues were still in the game at the beginning of the fourth quarter. Not great, but something is to be said for having a chance against that team. Let us not forget South Carolina had to make one hell of a comeback against a vastly weaker team in ECU. I like our chances on Saturday, as long as we come to play.
OTHER NOTES:
I never want to wear anything but our standard home or away jersey’s EVER. You could not even see what numbers we were wearing and I want the names on the back of the jersey. Nike flubbed on these and should be punished.
The Dome at the beginning of the game was the loudest sporting even I’ve ever heard. I’ve never been in a more exciting atmosphere for a game.
-Inspector G
27 Year Old Mayhem: GA Tech Addition
EPIC FAIL
An anonymous user sent me this pic. Yes, this is real, as in not some photo klepto’d from College Humor or Google. Go ahead, try to find it. Up until the very moment of this post, we are the only ones that have this pic.
The anonymous note left with this pic in our HTT inbox:
Attached find a pic my friend took of a girl in a bathroom in Buckheads “The Ivy” bar and restaurant. How it could have possibly occurred, i know not. I do know that this was a still pose, and not caught in the moment of falling.
Thank you Mr. Anonymous for this pic. Now for the breakdown:
Look at this chick. GA Tech all the way. First impressions are mixed at best, I give her credit for at least getting her panties down (or at least wearing panties for that matter) and that she is actually stuck and passed out in this position.
I can just see this broad bee-boppin’ into this restroom all stublin’ and fumblin’ around, probably shoulder checking some hotter-than-she-is blonde at the door and quipping, ‘Watch out you fucking bitch!”. However, it probably sounded more like, “Wassssschiout, you fuck—-ing BITCH!” all slurred and mostly beyond recognition.
Next, this ‘Apple of Daddy’s eye’ barrels into the stall with an ill-appreciated yet exuberent way-too-loud exclamation of ‘Oh my fucking God, I gotta PEEEEEEE!”. ‘Blop’ goes the purse close to the door of the stall because in the minds of girls such as these (typical pretentious Tech types), she would rather sink her face in piss rather than risking that precious Coach leather sopping up someone else’s ammonia infused bodily fluid. What’s good for my face is not good enough for my purse….
Just about the time her evacuation is complete: slipping, slipping…sssllliiippiinngggg….SUNK over, face full of piss, eternal Dawg lovin’ damnation.
Judging by the lone bit of tissue by her purse, this Techie had to blow her nose. One would think, “hey, throw that shit into the toilet, you’re gonna flush it anyway”, but that is oh so hard to do when your entire torso is over the toilet and your lips are kissing the piss soaked floor.
Notice the toilet paper above and around the toilet paper dispenser. These were thrown around in an effort to send a ‘SOS’ of sorts. And when you lose that much control on some pucker watermelon shots, that took some effort. But that hot blonde that she checked when she got into the restroom probably took note that this girl was a train-wreck waiting to happen. And in her mind, as long as this bitch was breathing, there was no need for help. Or maybe her version of help was to take this photo and send it to me.
Typical Tech bullshit. Girls wanting to drink like UGA women! What a joke. A UGA woman would have never been in this situation because 1) she is not a dork who never drinks. She can hold her liquor and has more class than that. and 2) Always rolls deep enough that even if by some chance she winds up in this situation, her friends are getting her off of that toilet and whoopin’ any bitch’s ass who is taking pictures. Although it should be said that a UGA woman would also take this picture and send it to Inspector G, which is witty AND classy.
Have fun losing more recruits because you’re chicks look like this.
God, I didn’t even get to that awful vest she has on. Is that fucking denim?
-Inspector G
On this week’s menu…
Tons to talk about, mostly negative. I’ve had to give myself a couple of days to think about what I wanted to say and analyze without burnin’ this mother down getting upset. So please excuse my lack of posting.
No words can take the sting away, but maybe some common sense punditry will reduce the duration…
Check back soon…like tomorrow.
-Inspector G (ok, so I went overboard with the tags, but read them, they’re funny….)