WTF?!
WTF!? Story of the Week…
This little ditty includes a white male, fire bombing, and a Taco Bell….hmmm….sounds fun!
http://www.ajc.com/news/report-man-fire-bombs-1211500.html
The man, who has not been identified, called the restaurant complaining because his chalupas didn’t have enough meat,WALB Channel 10 in Albany reported.
Arson investigators will now look at phone records to determine the identity of the man who called the Taco Bell early Sunday and threatened to “redecorate” and made racial slurs, according to the report. Later Sunday, someone threw a Molotov cocktail at the drive-through window.
Didn’t have a picture, so I invented this montage:
THIS
PLUS THIS
EQUALS THIS
BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH OF THIS
WAS IN THIS
WTF!?
-Inspector G
WTF?! Story of the Week On 2 Make It a Plate…
It is the off week, by the way, so we might as well have 2 stories today…
First up: A couple has sex with kids in the car. Don’t worry, the kids weren’t involved, just present.
"Bud Diesel, Meth, and a Hammer-Cock. Cold Sores Be Damned..."
Their faces alone have enough one liners to last a lifetime. Since that is the case, I am issuing a challenge on that. In the comment section here on this post, post your best one liner(s). The winner gets “The Ric Flair ‘I Got 600 Suits!’ Award of the week and a featured post that shows the award and your user handle. Please don’t let me down!
Next up are a couple of lesbians who have come up with a fucked up and perverted experiment to block their son’s testoterone to allow him to ‘decide’ his gender. Yep, and continuing to give atlernative lifestyle folks parenting rights is just swell. WTF?!
A lesbian couple in California who say their 11-year-old son Tommy who wants to be a girl named Tammy are giving their child hormone blockers that delay the onset of puberty — so that he can have more time that he can have more time to decide if he wants to change his gender.
The couple’s supporters say the Hormone Blocking Therapy has only minor side effects and is appropriate for a child who is unsure of his gender. “This is definitely a changing landscape for transgender youth,” said Joel Baum, director of education and training for Gender Spectrum, a California-based non-profit group. “This is about giving kids and their families the opportunity to make the right decision.”
And to sum this story up:
Well happy Monday to you all. Seriously, leave me the best one liners about the first story and you and Ric Flair will be one.
-Inspector G
WTF?! Story of the Week
A new feature on this site will be the “WTF?! Story of the Week” where we will feature a random WTF?! story found here on the interwebz. It wont be sports related (well I guess it can be) but will feature content that just makes you literally go, “What the fuck?”.
This weeks feature: Byron Christopher Jordan. Who is he? Well this little guy was charged with Bestiality in the fine city of Covington, GA.
I Have a Strong Odor About My Person...
Enjoy this.
A 37-year-old man was arrested Tuesday morning and charged with bestiality after several witnesses allegedly saw him having sexual intercourse with several horses.
Officers from the Covington Police Department were called to a home on Lunsford Circle at 8:58 a.m. When they arrived they met with the homeowner who was walking Byron Christopher Jordan toward the patrol car. When they spoke with the homeowner they learned he had witnessed Jordan having sex with one of his horses.
According to CPD Public Information Officer Lt. Wendell Wagstaff, Jordan was wearing only pajama bottoms which were extremely dirty and had the front fly opened. He also reportedly had a strong odor about his person.
Officers spoke with neighbors who had witnessed Jordan allegedly have sex with one horse, walk away from that one and go to a second horse and have sex with it before moving on to the third horse, which was in the corral, and begin having sex with that horse as well. They notified the owner, who had to physically pull him off the third horse.
“Witnesses said they figured if they called 911, dispatch operators would just think it was a prank,” said Wagstaff.
Jordan was charged with giving false name to an officer and bestiality and transferred to the Newton County Detention Center. He received a $3,500 bond and was bonded out on June 23, according to officials at the Newton County Detention Center. If convicted of bestiality Jordan could be sentenced to between one and five years of confinement.
I hear he was a Vols fan.
-Inspector G