‘Keyes’ To The Game….Fake Aggies Edition
This will be a brief post as Alan has got some damage control to do on some occupy protestors straight Tawana Brawley style.
Without further adieu:
Inspector G: So we meet again, Alan. This time at a Shakey’s Pizza, oddly enough.
Keyes: Good to be back, Inspector. I love Shakey’s Pizza, fo sho. Haha. Get it? Fo Sho? No uncle Tom here!!!! Haha.
Inspector G: Ok, well since you’re crossing racial stereotypes like they are State lines, why not get on with the keys to the game.
Keyes: Surely. Georgia will dominate every facet of the game and will enforce their will upon the aggies like Magnus Ver Magnussen did to a coors light tall boy. Like a fat kid at Cici’s. Like Obama against me.
Let’s be honest, this game could probably be played by UGA’s practice squad and still be able to squeeze out a win. Even with the RB’s in a perpetual sate of suspension, this wont be close. Defense is too good. Offense will be good enough. Score 42-7
Inspector G: That’s it? No more than that?
Keyes: In the words of that gay kid from American Idol, What do you want from me? It’s New Mexico State. But I will leave you with this. I think Jarvis Jones is a special player, hell….I know he is. He will impose his force on the Aggies’ QB like a spider-moneky all jacked up on meth and steroids. Look for this QB to retire from football altogether and host social teparties with stuffed animals, much like this:
Inspector G: I don’t know how you put a South Park video in an interview, but somehow you found a way.
Keyes: I win again, I always do! Kind of like that Ram in a staring contest with Robert Goulet.
PS: Oh yeah, for your totally non football or UGA related hilarity: