Learn How To Celebrate…

I’m sure you’ve heard it by now, but Crowell, Thomas, and Malcome are suspended for violating team rules.  I’m not saying yet that they got caught partying, drinking, sexting, whatever but who knows.

Also, Samuel IV is out for the rest of the season due to an ankle injury.  Great timing fellas….great fucking timing.

At least we’re playing New Mexico State.  And since I am always looking at the bright-side of things, at least we don’t have to worry about them breaking an ankle or destroying a knee in a cupcake fiesta.

You heard it here first, look Saturday for a little Brandon Harton but some 2 back set with Zander Ogletree and Big Figgs.

-Inspector G

3 Responses to Learn How To Celebrate…

  • What about putin ole, “Sassy Massey” in there for a few carries. Heard he can rumble down hill.

  • 4evra

    Branden Smith. Every single snap.

    Or sign up Nicholas “SpeedCoach” Davis right effing now. I’m pretty sure he still has 4 more years of eligibility.

  • Massey, if you enrolled, dressed out, and got a few snaps, you could celebrate after the game at Amici’s over some buffalo chicken garcheemar, which by all accounts I’ve heard, is delicious.

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