Monthly Archives: February 2011

It’s a Mini-Mall

On this week here at HTT, we will be giving you our thoughts on Washaun Ealey, Isaiah ‘Baby: Mid-Rare, Please” Crowell, and Boo Malcome’s place in the backfield. Also Captain will be taking an in-depth look at steroids in competitive eating as well as giving you his ‘Way-too-Early for 2011’ hottest she-males of the year.

Until then, watch this.

-Inspector G

I’m Tired of our UGA’s Dropping Like Flies!

Seriously…this has got to stop.  I don’t know what in the hell is happening in the development of these dawgs, but they look weak and out of shape all the time.  They need a new strength and conditioning coach.   Seiler is now officially off of the bun warmer and onto the hotseat.  One more season like this and he’s gone.  If he doesn’t make the right off-season moves, all of the scorn of the fans will be upon him.

Seiler is now on the recruiting trail, evaluating several prospects who look good out of Savannah and Macon.  We shall see.

-Inspector G

Damn Good Dawg: Logan Gray Tribute

On a cold February night a few years ago, my father asked me if I had any recruiting news to share with him.  “Yes, I do.  We got this QB and this tight end combo out of Missouri. Both are supposed to be very good and the QB can run.”  Some how over the past 3 years my father has developed some sort of football- love affair with Logan Gray.  He always wanted to see him play.  In his mind (and sometimes in my own), he envisioned this athlete at QB would was just as dangerous outside the pocket as he was in it. Someone who would be a smash mouth drive finisher with finesse.

As you should know by now, my father’s dream will never come to fruition because Logan Gray will be transferring.  For what it’s worth, I can’t blame him for doing so.  Whatever his reasons, which seem more that admirable, I know about 500 dawg fans in my realm that are with him.  Back to my father’s view of Logan:

When 2009 season began, Dad really was looking forward to my spring practice update, which I always give to him.  He used to be one helluva gamer.  Coming every Saturday, breakdown partying on the tracks, and watching some of the purest UGA football to ever be played.  He now has this mentality: ‘Why should I go to all of that trouble, just to have some young dumbass puke on me and your Mama when I can watch it on my 60″ HDTV at home in my plush over-sized leather chairs.” (He has a point, there.)  But I told him about how I really thought Gray would be the guy and he got so excited.  He loves dual threat quarterbacks (I am more of a pocket passer guy) and just thought that Gray would surely take the job.  So I’ll stop with the Tao of Logan at this point; I don’t want to mull around in the mire of what Gray didn’t get to do, but rather what he did do.

Beyond the statistics, Logan Gray was to me: a helluva athlete, a HUGE team player, and a pretty witty guy (based on his affinity for one Kenny Powers).  It takes a MAN to know he wont be getting much playing time, yet continues to support his team and do whatever it takes to win.  The un-sung hero sometimes need a voice.  I want to think that at least some part of the post can be his, albeit within the HTT circle.

There is also something to be said about the few classy football players out there. That even when they know it is time to start another journey that they still do so with humility, class, and dignity.  In a world where the parades of human debris like ‘The Jersey Shore’ and ‘Desperate Housewives’ earn the glory and the face-time, there will always be men with character like Logan Gray.  Good men like Logan Gray. Men that decide they want the RIGHT things in life and pursue those wants with tenacity, perseverance, and courage. These are the type of men that keep America, America.  These are the type of men that keep feminist-induced former shells of men at a steep contrast with true ones.

Logan, thanks for this.  You’re a damn good dawg. Good luck and God’s Speed.

And the guy has some pretty witty facebook updates…

“But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.” -Kenny Powers

-Inspector G

Who Brings a Bulldog Pup to His Announcement? That Be Isaiah Crowell !!!

Yeah, I be that dawg!

I’m not going to really go into a ton of depth about the recruiting picture.  At this point, it is what it is.  Don’t get me wrong, I am very excited and I am very shocked that we’ve done so well.  Crowell is HUGE and you all know it.

Here is a pretty cool video on ESPN.  (I love the question where he just repeats what that douche bag ESPN guy asks him)

Now, if we get John Jenkins on Saturday we will really have something here.  People who can play right away, make a difference, and punish our rivals.

Upcoming post tomorrow will be a tribute to my buddy, Logan Gray.  So tune in.

-Inspector G