Matthew Stafford Quote of the Day

Hilarity:

“You know one time I was in PCB, you know the land where teenage virginity goes to die, and I was at this little breakfast nook. Lo and behold, in walks Matthew Stafford brandishing a clutch purse, a face full of smeared make-up, and two she males. He signed about 10 autographs, ate 3 ginormous denver style omlettes. As he was leaving, he slapped one of the she males on the butt. It was the straightest thing I’ve ever seen.”

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-Massey

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